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Hercules + locations




here we have a picture of a majestic national treasure and the Washington Monument

I challenge someone to write this!

Phil is a “treasure protector”. Maria is his best friend. Clint and Nat are professional thieves. They’re hired to steal “a national icon” but when they get to the place there is only Steve.

They have a moral crisis. Steve sees them. He asks what’s up. Nat is all “shit we gotta run” and Clint is like “hey, Cap, so… Here’s the thing..”

Steve goes on the run with Clint and Nat trying to get the people who paid them to kidnap Steve. Along the way they meet Sam Wilson. Meanwhile, Phil and Maria are hot on their trail. They all meet up and Maria & Clint & Nat and everyone expects Phil to latch onto Steve. But instead he makes dorky mooneyes at Clint, the infamous “Hawkeye”, whose he’s been chasing for so long…





Think about the first name you were ever called,
and then think how long it took until
you got called a pussy
or a slut,
or a bitch,
or a whore,
all of which are words that fall too close to ‘girl.’

Think about the first time you got called a ‘girl’
and they said it with a sneer.
Like it was a bad thing.

For a boy, it is the lowest degradation to get called a girl.
For a girl, it is the lowest degradation to get called a girl.

Remember, black widow spiders and female praying mantises eat their partners after intercourse.
Remember, it’s the lionesses who hunt.
They come back with bloody muzzles, dragging bloated carcasses as the alpha lion strides around with his mane puffing out.
Remember, it’s only the female mosquitoes who drink blood.
We’re the ones who do the necessary work, dirty our hands,
fuck or fight or both.
We’re often the smaller sex, which makes us a harder target
as we slink close and sink our teeth in.

Remember: we’re deadly.

You should be proud to be called a girl.


- 'Most Female Killers use Poison,' theappleppielifestyle (via flannel)


unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

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